Wisdom: How men can lead a happier life

[william g]

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other
Signed

Tiger Woods

 

[chromey]

I screwed up on # 1. LOL

 

[BDKesling]

Most guys act like it's magic or complicated, but it's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34.. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring alcohol

Alcohol is optional :tmb

Brian

 

[ricrush]

Those are some good ones....Hmmmm....all I can say to that is the other old line..... Women, cant live with them...cant live without them.
Unfortunately right now the girlfriend and I have ended this crazy up and down relationship we have had over the last 3 and half years. But oh well such is life. I am trying to keep myself buried in hobby stuff and home remodeling for the time being.
On a different note. I dont think Tiger is going to be hooking up with anyone for awhile....its too expensive.

 

[Adam]

:tmb

Good laughs! Thanks for sharing!