Horribly funny story

kevinatfms

kevinatfms

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well im going to tell this because everyone of my friends thinks its hilarious and im sure you all will get a kick out of this.

so im sitting at my kitchen table working on my wheely king. started gluing some tires to the wheels, well i left the bottle of glue on the table to sit. i got up and went to the bathroom and when i got back made a drink and started to get down to soldering some stuff that needed to be put togehter.

about 20 min after i finished soldering i tried to lift my elbow off the table and figured out i had knocked over the entire bottle of krazy glue and had my elbow in it for the 20 or so min i was concentrating hard. thank god i had a long sleeve shirt on. well anyways got out of my shirt and tried to remove it. no luck. thing is stuck on there nice a good. about an hour later my fiance comes home and about kills me since we were having people over for a little party. 7pm rolls around and after everyone shows up they saw what i did and it became the laughing stock of the night.

well fast forward to today, i need to run to hardware store to get paint thinner to remove whats left of the left sleeve of my shirt off the table. i feel like such an idiot.
 
william g

william g

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That is funny, you're lucky you had sleeves on.

Couple years back, my apt manager broke a vase, she asked me if I had some really strong glue. Gave her an almost new bottle of CA and she went to town. Well she glued the vase to the glass desk top. She calls me on the phone, I went down to see for myself. "What do I do, what do I do???" It was right infront of where she sat so I told her to spin the glass around rather than risk breaking it. Amazingly perfect placement. It was glued there for about 3 years till they changed the office furniture.
 
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Orange Pedeanaut

Hamster Power Racing RC
LOL I dont know how many times I have glued myself to myself or myself to my pants, etc. Ive glued my fingers together, glued my hand to my pants, etc. and its weird, never see a drip or a run or anything on what im working on and somehow I still get it on me. Grease is also attracted to me, I could take off a lugnut on my truck and somehow get grease on me from the brakes or something... They used to call me Oil Slick at Raben tire when I worked there because no matter if I just emptied a drainpan or not it always overflowed... I put 5 quarts in a Chevy Astro once and found out the dipstick tube wasnt in the oil pan LOL Should have known something was up when the guy got out the back door of the van because none of the other doors worked.
 
kjr2

kjr2

Old Timer
DUDE you're lucky you had that shirt on. Yeah now it's pretty funny. Until I got the scentence about the long sleeve I was like holy crap this isn't funny at all!
 
kevinatfms

kevinatfms

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well its still glued to the table. i had to run to hospital to check on a family member so i only just got home about 20 min ago but so far it hasnt budged. im going to try to keep applying it and start tearing it away.

no more superglue for me, next time imgoing to have someone with better skills take care of it. LOL
 
kevinatfms

kevinatfms

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i would throw the table away if i was allowed but the significant other has an attachment to this thing. so im trying my hardest to not ruin it. slowly, and i do mean VERY SLOWLY, it has started to come off. i am using paint thinner and q-tips to get under the shirt.
 
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ClodMonster

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kevinatfms said:
i would throw the table away if i was allowed but the significant other has an attachment to this thing. so im trying my hardest to not ruin it. slowly, and i do mean VERY SLOWLY, it has started to come off. i am using paint thinner and q-tips to get under the shirt.
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Oh no the significant other has attach herself to the table also.:D
 
kevinatfms

kevinatfms

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will-at this point i think im finally getting it done. also the paint thinner wasnt cheap so i really dont wanna to hear her say "i told you so" again.
im going to get at this thing tonight and really buckle down.

she has been giving me the stink eye for the past couple days. im thinking a nice dinner after i get it off to smooth things over:eek:
 
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