I'm guessing it's a giant Transformer that is going to rise up out of the ground from underneath the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. It will be a Decepticon, and transform into a monstrous Clodbuster and immediately start doing cyclones and ruining Cleveland. After smashing most of Cleveland a task force will be assembled to stop the threat.
Mo will be enlisted to stop the threat since he is nearby in Pittsburgh. He meets with top generals from the military and he is shown hi-res photos of the transformer. He identifies the soft underbelly where the giant lipo is kept and recommends puncturing the battery with a huge lawn jart that is affixed to a huge genetically modified sheep. The sheep is air lifted into the area, then hit with a giant cattle prod and it runs frantically into the Decepticon Clodbuster (Clodatron? Too cheesy?). The lipo is punctured and Clodatron bursts into flames. To everyone's surprise the transformer ejects the battery, roasts the sheep over the battery flame, and eats leg of lamb while sitting on top of the Cleveland Browns Stadium.
The generals are upset with Mo and he is bewildered how Clodatron is still operational. He decides to go underground and form a rag-tag team of renegades to stop the threat.
Meanwhile Clodatron moves towards Detroit. The generals assume he is going to use the resources in Detroit to assemble an entire army of robot vehicles and try to take over the planet. On the way he destroys Cedar Point, which really pisses off a lot of folks. He uses the arch of the Top Fuel Dragster to fashion a new roll bar. New Era immediately claims copyright infringement.
In the meantime HawnMT is really disgusted with the whole situation. He assumes that Tamiya is behind this only looking to promote their 25th anniversary gold Clod. The shot turns to flashbacks of his childhood where his Clodbuster was destroyed by neighborhood bullies. After seeing a flashback where he wrote to Tamiya about his plight and Tamiya refused to help him replace his beloved red Clod with Chevorlet grill and tailgate, his rage reaches a fever pitch. He enlists the help of the entire Hawaiian MT scene. As the shot fades to black it's a mix of work - sparks flying, welding slag hitting the ground, sheets of metal being carried...
Clodatron has since left a path of destruction 10 miles wide all the way from Cleveland to Detroit. Cedar Point, Put-in-Bay, the Ambassador Bridge, Motor City Casino, and Ford Field are all completely destroyed. Mayor Bing praises the swift demolition of abandoned homes. Clodatron makes his way to the Ford River Rouge plant and begins to assemble his army. No one is worried because Fords suck. HA! Kidding, just seeing if you were still reading this crap. The Army decides a tactical nuke is the best way to stop the threat. The nuke is launched and as it's incoming Clodatron transforms and the nuke hits a bulls eye right on the injector scoop. The nuclear energy turns Clodatron's major plastic pieces from blue to green. Tamiya takes note. Clodatron transforms again and continues his work. Anyone within an arm's reach of a liquor cabinet begins to drink heavy.
Mo has made his way across the country and assembled his team - BlueIce12, KingClod27, kjr2, TXT-2.0, Miratlhed, and cpe mt. After much arguing and disagreements, it's decided the best way to meet this threat is head on with a giant Clod of their own. Brett draws up the plans and work begins.
The Hawaii group is next seen...tired...dirty...and getting ready to unveil their creation. HawnMT removes the tarp and it's a giant mechanical wall hugging platypus! (Editor’s note - might be funny if you followed the Tamiya countdown saga) HawnMT gives his best Braveheart speech, mounts the beast, and sets off across the Pacific to meet his sort of childhood nemesis head on!
Back to the underground bunch...they are holed up in an amazingly well stocked underground industrial center. Suddenly the door flies open and it's ReaperGN!!!! Miratlhed immediately grabs him and says, "Hey, hey, hey! This is a rogue robot movie! Zombie movie is on lot B!!!" ReaperGN apologizes and wishes everyone luck. Brett says, "Luck is only needed if you don't have carbon fiber." Camera pans to stockpiles of huge carbon fiber sheeting...fade to black.
Meanwhile Clodatron has been buried for years, so he is not current on tech. He fashions an army of...what? Ford Pintos? Yep...yellow Pintos. Hundreds of them. Fade to black as he smirks and whispers, "25th anniversary of domination." Whoa. Heavy.
HawnMT is making his way across the US. At first citizens are frightened, but realize he is a force of justice and possible protection from Clodatron. Soon the country is rallying behind him, he is billed as our only hope. But little do people know...
Cut back to the underground crew. They unveil a giant scale Predator chassis, 20' tall tires, 14 GE mini-guns, 10 Keith Black hemi engines with a combined HP rating of 24,000 HP, and enough carbon armor to withstand...ummm...a giant transforming Clod? Everyone is amazed, Brett says, "Tony Stark used to cheat off me in college." They draw straws to see who will drive, BlueIce12 gets the honors and everyone else mans ordinance. They roll out with AC/DC's Thunderstruck blasting...
Clodatron senses the giant platypus headed his way and immediately sends 25 Pinto soldiers to eliminate HawnMT. As they approach, HawnMT says something witty that I can't think of right now on the fly. HawnMT's platypus is far too powerful for the pintos, and immediately turns them into scrap. He marches on towards the River Rogue plant, the epicenter of an awesome showdown.
As HawnMT is near, JAnderson shows up and apologizes to HawnMT for Tamiya not helping him when he was a kid. HawnMT then realizes that Tamiya is not behind this attack....but who is?
Clodatron assembles his remaining forces and moves out to meet the platypus head on. A massive showdown begins. Pintos were blowing up everywhere, Clodatron knocked HawnMT off the platypus and the platypus goes into fail safe mode, making circles while humming the theme song from Cheers. Just as Clodatron is about to smash HawnMT flat the underground renegade crew shows up and rams Clodatron right in the wheelnuts. Clodatron goes down, and the crew grabs up HawnMT and places him back on his platypus. The crew then rear ends the remaining Pintos turning them into huge fireballs of scrap metal. HawnMT takes the opportunity to use the platypus' monstrous beaver tail to smash Clodatron flat and he falls into a giant underground freezer that is there for no apparent reason. HawnMT then says, "Better lay low and chill, bro."
As the hero’s assemble over the pit to view their handiwork, very inspirational orchestra music plays. Budhatrain shows up, looks in the pit, and says, "The big announcement and that's it?!?!" Fade to black.
*THAT* is what I think will happen on the 11th.
